Accept no imitations! Google Glass is a high quality etched glass tumblr that accepts any liquid input - perfect with a byte to eat.

“Personally, I’m not really bothered where something is manufactured - I believe that when the aliens finally come to visit from outer space, we’ll all suddenly become one united humanity anyway and we’ll bond together wonderfully, forgetting the boundaries we’ve arbitrarily drawn on a map many years ago - but if national borders are important to you, you may like to know that this item is made in the U.K..”

An oral history of the fast life and quick death of the XFL.